15.8.08

Haikus for the Humble Papadum


Papadum Haiku # 1:
Pretty papadum,
Oh so beautiful and round,
You make me happy.

Papadum Haiku # 2:
Papad and chutney
Brim with sensuality.
I want to bite you.

In the days leading up to my final PhD comprehensive exam, I barely have time to sleep, much less eat. Papadums and mango chutney are therefore godsends - they are the perfect study snack and are infinitely better than (ugh) bags of crisps or popcorn. Rewarding myself with papadums after hours of studying is the only way I've been able to get through dense, dull texts.

On a random note, FR, who I befriended for unethical foodie purposes in Santo Domingo last summer, sent me an email. Apparently, he is now in Australia. I wonder if his dad has now started working for a 5 star hotel at Sydney or whether he is now cooking for a famous celebrity, such as Nicole Kidman - after all, his credibility cooking for celebs was established after a few years' whipping up specialties for the Rolling Stones. In any case, FR's email served to remind me of the stark contrast between my carefree DR existence last summer, and my nerdy PhD-student-existence this time around. Sigh. Welcome to EA's pity-party-for-one.

Now I really do need papadums to stop being despondent. Wish me luck and I will emerge from my graduate-school-induced doldrums in 5 days...

6.8.08

Cheap Food and Booze Toronto (2008 edition)

Theoretically, graduate students are so passionate about their respective dissertation topics that everything else - financial security, a normal 9-to-5 work schedule, adulthood - can be put on the backburner. Indeed, we soon discover that 'normal' people consider us a peculiar group of masochistic nerds embodying a bewildering series of paradoxes: on the one hand, we carry a wealth of knowledge on the most obscure academic topics imaginable as a result of doing a lot of reading but we are also, on the other hand, woefully unable to participate in standard 'adult' topics of conversation such as real estate, the stock market, and investment portfolios; on the one hand, we obviously have some book smarts but on the other hand, no one reallyunderstands why we would 'waste' our twenties and thirties in academia when our purported intelligence can be put to 'better' use in more pragmatic (and arguably more meaningful) fields like law or finance; on the one hand...well, you get the drift.

In order to survive years of graduate school-induced penury, we need to learn how to stretch our below-minimum-wage scholarships to cover food, rent, and 'entertainment' expenses. Behold, then, my 2008 list of cheap eating and drinking establishments in Toronto; while we may not be able to comfortably retire to our $300 000 Queen Street West lofts or discuss our (lack of) investments, we can at least prove to our non-graduate-student friends that being in academia does not mean that we are penniless killjoys:

Cheap Meals:
1. Restaurant Nazareth (969 Bloor West)
- Small and unassuming, Nazareth is a hidden treasure located a few steps west of the Bloor/Ossington TTC stop. It is the best Ethiopian restaurant in the city: the tibs, kitfo, and vegetarian platter are all plentiful, savoury, and delightfully spicy. Best of all, if you invite another person, two platters and a drink cost under $10.
2. Yummy Barbeque (561 Bloor West) - Yummy BBQ has $3.99 barbecue lunch specials every day; of the specials, my favorite is the spicy pork barbecue and rice, which comes with four side dishes! The dinner combo for two people is also a good deal because it contains a sampling of the various barbecue dishes they are offering, as well as deep fried zucchini, macaroni salad, and rice.
3. Sarah's Falafel and Shawarma (487 Bloor West) - Falafels and shawarmas for me are usually a hit-or-miss affair. More often than not, what passes for a falafel or shawarma in Toronto is a joke. There are numerous establishments where the falafel balls are dry and puny, and where the chicken shawarma has a bizarre rubbery consistency. Sarah's has decent falafels and spectacular chicken shawarmas, all for under $5.
4. Tacos El Asador (690 Bloor West) - Toronto's most authentic Salvadorean restaurant, El Asador is completely packed everyday from 6 to 8. While the cramped wooden benches are a tad off-putting, the service is always friendly, and the food is fantastic. Order either the nachos, the chorizo tacos, or the cheese and bean pupusa - you won't be disappointed.

Nachos:

5. Jumbo Empanadas (245 Augusta Ave.) - Beef empanadas, consisting of beef mashed with eggs, olives, and raisins, are a steal at $4. If you are in the mood for something light, I would recommend the Chilean Salad (greens, avocados, tomatos, broccoli).


6. Aunties and Uncles (74 Lippincott St) - Aunties and Uncles has drool-worthy Belgian waffles and also has excellent breakfast 'pockets' that contain eggs, mozarella cheese and tomatoes. Make sure to get there early, however, because the cooks only make a limited amount of waffles...I can't count the number of times I've gone to Aunties disappointed because the waffles have ran out.
7. The Real Jerk (709 Queen St East) - A Toronto institution, the Real Jerk is a bet of a trek away from campus but arguably has the best goat roti. Their meat specials are also quite delectable: why choose between jerk chicken and oxtail when you can have both?
8. The Burger Shoppe (688 Queen St East) - The Burger Shoppe serves fresh beef, thereby putting it on a different league altogether in comparison to your standard fastfood burger joints. Although I've always had the classic burger and not the more expensive organic beef burger, friends have told me that the latter is tastier. In any case, the classic burger is basic, beefy, and beautiful. Bonus points to the proprietor for serving real poutine, complete with the cheese curds and the gravy.
9. Udupi Palace (1460 Gerrard St East) - At $5.95, the Masala Dosa is simple and delectable. Accompany this dish with a side of $3.95 onion pakoras with mango chutney and you are well on your way towards having one of the most delightful culinary experiences ever.
10. Lahore Tikka House (1365 Gerrard St East) - I can confidently say that Lahore Tikka House - alongside Udupi Palace - ranks as the top two South Asian restaurants in Toronto. The butter naan is a tad too greasy, but everything else is good. Try any of the tandoori meats (the lamb kabab is especially good). Indian restaurant standards like palak paneer and butter chicken are good too.


Palak Paneer and Butter Chicken:


Cheap Drinks:
1. Green Room/Red Room (296 Brunswick Ave./444 Spadina Ave.) - Going to the Green Room or the Red Room is a rite of passage among graduate students. While its food hygiene standards are a bit dubious, surely the copious amounts of cheap alcohol that one imbibes is antiseptic enough to clear away most of the germs...
2. Waterfalls (303 Augusta) - Waterfalls is not exactly cheap food-wise - the vegetarian pakoras, for instance, amount to a ridiculous $8 per plate. However, it does have $5 drinks specials. A personal favorite is the $5 mojito Tuesday special.
3. Bedford Academy (36 Prince Arthur) - The Bedford Academy tries to be a 'pub/bistro/bar' but in reality is the go-to watering hole for poli sci graduate students eager to escape from studying/researching/dissertating. It is a standard pub, with your standard selection of draughts and cocktails.
4. Sweaty Bettys (13 Ossington) - Sweaty Bettys has a decent selection of music in its juke box, and, more importantly, has random alcoholic beverages like absinthe and sake.
5. The Madison (14 Madison Ave.) - Over the last year, I've tried to avoid the Madison because every time I go there, I run into one of my students who stare at my ashen-faced and open-mouthed. (It seems as though our dear undergrads cannot fathom the idea of their TAs having lives outside the classroom). Then again, the Madison has a decent rooftop patio, which is perfect in the summer. As well, it serves $5 appetizers between 5 to 8.

21.7.08

Blast from the Past: A Return to the Eatery and to Ebisu

I am always excited about coming back to Vancouver because I get to have my fill of sushi. To say that sushi in Toronto is terrible is to make an understatement: though I am now willing to (grudgingly) concede that Toronto does have its myriad strengths as a city, I still think that its sushi selection in comparison to Vancouver is rather dismal. Toronto is good for 'non-sushi sushi', i.e., sushi for the California roll connoseuir. Thus, while I can happily imbibe copious amounts of 'sushi pizza' courtesy of New Generation Sushi at the Annex, I recognize that this isn't the real deal. My bi-annual trips back to Vancouver entails massive OD-ing on sushi. Hence, my friends know better than to ask me where I want to eat whenever we make lunch or dinner plans - it's nothing else but Japanese food for me, thankyouverymuch. After all, I need to eat as much sushi as possible to accommodate months of sushi withdrawal in Toronto.

Fortunately, my last visit to Vancouver was longer than usual. In contrast to past summers, which consisted of me zipping away to work in exciting locales, I have nothing else to do this year except to present papers at conferences and to do massive amounts of reading for my godforsaken degree. As such, I used my free schedule as an opportunity to spend 5 weeks in BC, giving me ample time to revisit old sushi haunts. Alas, I soon learned that returning to places I used to love may be followed by an inevitable sense of disappointment. In these instances, either the memory of long-gone meals has led to a romanticized recollection of not-so-perfect dishes or the food quality has invariably deteriorated.

This observation rung especially true during my visit to The Eatery on West Broadway. As an undergraduate, Epicurean Adventurer was the Eatery's biggest superfan: I was there thrice a week, and even had several of my pictures taped on their wall of patrons. The Eatery was the place where I dragged my roommates whenever we were too lazy to cook, and was the site of many a debauched evening. Back then, I not only appreciated its proximity to campus, but also enjoyed its assortment of eclectic Asian fusion sushi. Moreover, its funky decour consisting of ubiquitous Astro Boy images, Andy Warhol inspired prints and cute emblems like "miso horny" appealed to my puerile twenty year old self. (As an aside, I never did take potential boyfriends to the Eatery - perhaps looking at the 'miso horny' signeage was too obvious, even back in the days when disclosures of attraction over MSN was seen as the height of romance).


I decided to return to the Eatery with MAF, fellow Eatery patron, ex-flatmate, and all-around impressive person. Although I have obviously been back to Vancouver since leaving the parental homestead in 2003, I curiously never had the chance to return to my favorite restaurant circa 2000-2002. Initially, all seemed well. Although the restaurant expanded in size and now encompassed two rooms, it was still the same dark, dingy place with a retro-cool sensibility. Candles were wedged into root beer bottles on top of wooden tables, funky prints adorned the walls, and loud rock music blasted through the speakers. The menu, though different, still had some of the same items - there was still a selection of standard don buri bowls and Japanese curry samples, and the Andy Warhol (mango, tuna, salmon and mayo) and Sweet Little Suji (asparagus, tempura prawns, and aggae) rolls were still available.

That said, I found new additions to the menu slightly off-putting because I was skeptical of their culinary merit. For instance, while the Bagel (cream cheese, smoked salmon, tomato, green onion, cucumber, avocado) and the Charlie rolls (avocado and tempura tuna) seemed like legitimate additions, I seriously doubted whether the KFC (chicken cutlet, avocado, mayo) and tex mex (california roll with a salsa of tomatoes, avocado, roe and salmon) rolls had anything else going for them except for their trendy monickers. In fact, browsing through the menu showed that the Eatery's copy writers are working double time. The name assigned to the roll and its accompanying descriptions clearly showed a lot of effort on the part of the copy writers to make tired-sounding ingredients sound fresh and funky.

These apprehensions aside, MAF and I proceeded to order. We had the sweet little suji, tuna crunch (tuna, tempura bits, mayo) and viva las vegas (crab, eel, avocado, cream cheese, and spicy mayo) rolls, as well as the pork gyoza okonomiyaki. While we waited, we observed that the servers were likely hired because they embodied the management's understanding of how 'funky' is personified - skimpy black lycra, midriff baring tops, multiple piercings and heavy kohl eyeliner was the norm. After waiting for half an hour, during which no one asked us whether we needed more water or more tea, our food finally arrived without much panache. MAF and I eagerly dug in and were...disappointed. The okonomiyaki was 50% smaller than I remembered it being. Back then, it was served sizzling hot, with okonomiyaki sauce and mayo liberally sprinkled on top. The okonomiyaki in front of me was cut into five pizza-like slices, was cold, and had the consistency of rubber. The sushi, meanwhile, was average. While the tuna crunch and sweet little suji were acceptable, the viva las vegas roll did not live up to its promise of gargantuan proportions. The menu described this roll as having killed Elvis because of its decadence, but I suspect Elvis - had he eaten this roll - would have instead died out of boredom.

The lesson I learned from my meal that evening was that maybe some memories are better left in the past. According to the Eatery, good sushi comes with a huge dollop of mayo and an even bigger dollop of forced funkiness, which might have been good when I was 19, but not nearly good enough years later. As someone in her mid-twenties, I would rather eschew coolness in favor of quality; seeing that the Eatery has too much of the former and hardly any of the latter, I can safely say that the love affair is over.

All was not lost during my explorations of former sushi haunts, however. Following my disastruous sushi encounter at the Eatery, my family and I headed to Ebisu, a Japanese restaurant in Richmond (with another branch in Vancouver) that used to be known as Daimaru sushi but has undergone two or three restaurant and menu makeovers since 2002. As a result, my trips back to the restaurant were never the same; it seemed as though every time I returned, the restaurant has once again made improvements. In so doing, of course, it allowed itself to evolve and to fall in line with its clientele's changing tastes; thus, it has survived in Vancouver's notoriously fickle restaurant industry, where Japanese restaurants are a dime a dozen.

Indeed, comparing and contrasting Daimaru and Ebisu shows that Ebisu is far superior. Whereas Daimaru sushi used to be a standard, slightly dumpy, but still fantastic all-you-can-eat restaurant, its incarnation into the sophisticated Ebisu barely showed any traces of its pedestrian past; Ebisu, unlike Daimaru, bills itself as a tapa-style restaurant, with nary a bento box special in sight. Ebisu's interiors are cool and chic, with an impressive sushi bar occupying the middle of the room, modern wood panelling, and spacious tables. Interestingly, some of its former serving staff still remained, including two sushi chefs whose creations were always dependably solid. Our server knew us from when my brother was still in grade school; in turn, my family knew her before she got married and had children. Consequently, eating at Ebisu was quite comforting: it still retained enough of the same attributes to be recognizable but had instituted enough changes that one felt that the restaurant was always trying to evolve for the better.

Due to its attempts at self-improvement, Ebisu's menu has genuinely unique items that, unlike the Eatery, were obviously included not to fulfill some bizarre 'trendy' criteria but to showcase the strengths of its sushi chefs. The tapas-style menu allowed us to try different dishes without being restricted by size or, indeed, by price. We started with the excellent sashimi salad, which had thin slivers of salmon sashimi atop spinach and grated carrots and sprinkled with hot sauce. We then had oyster motoyaki, which was served in a hot white bowl with a slice of bread and had generous chunks of oyster and green onion; though I did not think the bread added anything new to the dish, I was impressed with the creamy richness of the sauce. Bear in mind that oyster motoyaki is very easily ruined by its sauce; other restaurants serve oyster motoyaki as being either too salty or too bland, and Ebisu's oyster motoyaki was neither. The prawn-and-cream cheese gyoza followed, which I enjoyed because the gyoza wrapper lightly skimmed the prawn and cheese interior, making each dumpling light and delicate. Following this, we had the fantastic roll, which consisted of avocado, cream cheese, salmon, and papaya, and the crunch n' munch roll, with eel, avocado and prawn tempura. Both were good, and my brother and I ended up having a chopsticks duel over the last remaining roll. The highlight of our meal, nevertheless, was the toro sashimi. Toro, which can be found in the fattiest part of the tuna, is the big daddy of sashimi - tuna and salmon sashimi may do when one is on a budget, but if one wants good sashimi, toro almost always hits the spot. Ebisu's selection of toro was particulary noteworthy because it is obvious that their tuna was especially fresh. All in all, I was exceedingly satisfied.

Crunch n Munch Roll


Salmon sashimi salad

I still do not know whether the Eatery was this mediocre a few years ago, or whether it has simply gone downhill. Quite frankly, I don't really want to make a return visit to see which is which. Ebisu, thankfully, has remained consistently fantastic by taking risks and adapting to the trends of the market. I eagerly look forward to my return to Ebisu months from now, for surely, new innovations will have once again been included in the menu.


26.6.08

Life as an English Rural Housewife and the Joys of English Pubs


As a young child, I was a voracious reader. I devoured the books scattered around our spacious Manila house greedily, eager to read stories that allowed me to escape from the doldrums of a run-of-the-mill Filipino childhood. Even then, I was aware of the imprint of colonialism; books that were about the Philippines, for Filipino children, weren't taught in my exclusive all-girls Catholic school, and everything that pertained to England was venerated. Even before I could really figure out where England was on the map, I lived vicariously through Sara Crew's travails under the hands of the horrible Miss Minchin in her stiff English boarding school in "The Little Princess." I excitedly anticipated the delightfulness of tea and scones alongside Enid Blyton's prim and proper protagonists. I dreamed of the day when I, too, could wander around Covent Garden like the children in my beloved "Dancing Shoes" books by Noel Streatfield. The idyllic image of a proper British manor house, with a proper British garden, and a proper British accent implanted itself onto my impressionable brain.

Growing older, my childhood Anglophilia somewhat diminished, though the mental colonialism wrought by the aforementioned English literary exports left such a huge mark that I continued to idealize the English countryside. I confess that when I was fifteen, I went through a period when I thought that living in an English country estate was my destiny. At that age, I saw myself living in a huge manor house amidst verdant greenery, married to a Mr. Darcy lookalike and enjoying a life of quiet serenity (ok, so these images are directly lifted from BBC's "Pride and Prejudice" - who says I was original?)

The past month put to rest such naive fantasies. Living in rural England with CB as an academic-turned-housewife was enlightening; indeed, remembering the delight I previously expressed on being a housewife in a previous entry seems kinda funny now. Though I did initially revel in cooking meals for CB, the epiphany that living in rural England will never suit me soon became clear. The peaceful serenity and the picturesque scenery straight out of Jane Austen at first seemed so pleasantly pastoral. Seeing the rolling green hills, sheep gently eating grass and cows dumbly standing by the roadside was so exotic and so fascinating - there were no gray high-rises in sight and there were so many trees!!! Nevertheless, after the first flushes of excitement, the old adage that 'you can't take a city girl out of the city' soon became an apt description for yours truly. No wonder Sylvia Plath went bonkers - living in stifling silence with no one but wailing toddlers and annoying farm animals for company would also have driven me to hit Ted Hughes with a cast-iron frying pan!

To be more clear, initially, it was great to have the whole house to myself. After months of PhD stress, I was pleased to have long stretches of time with absolutely nothing planned. During the first week, life was great: I got up past noon, did the laundry, hung the laundry in the garden, cooed at the sheep ambling at the other side of the fence, watched back-to-back episodes of the British Apprentice, took long showers, made elaborate lasagnas and stir-fries, and read newspapers. Everything was grand - I had no marking, no papers, nothing. Everything that was British and rural was delightfully quaint. I was amused to read headlines and watch local newscasts bemoaning the theft of several free-roaming chickens (surely this is evidence of growing social decay). I was also an eager patron of local farmer's markets. I tried different sorts of local food products, particularly local cheeses. Nevertheless, at the start of the second week, I grew antsy. There was no local transit system, the sheep's bleeting was annoying rather than endearing and made me dream of mutton, doing household stuff induced nausea, and cooking wasn't so enjoyable when one's regular patrons preferred Tesco dinners over elaborate pastas. Most of my friends were in London and weren't easily accessible. Working on my dissertation was not an option because I was engulfed by a lazy sense of ennui: I was bored, yes, but not bored enough to do something productive.

What soon became my saving grace was...drumroll please...the English countryside pub. Yes, folks: you read that correctly. While I certainly did not become a lush when I was a housewife, my adventurous side kicked in. Pubs, rather than, say, restaurants or coffee shops, are the glue that hold British communities together; thus, a good first step to becoming acquainted with rural Britain is getting to know the local pub. Pubs, after all, are the place where townies discussed the latest chicken thefts and football scores over lager or cider. Even though I went to a wide range of pubs, from opulent gastropubs that served partridge and guinea fowls to simple establishments where bangers and mash and fish and chips were time-tested staples, most had that air of history and familiarity that are rarely found in Canadian and American pubs. This is most evident when one considers the names of British pubs: for example, "The Rose and the Crown" refers to the proprietor's loyalty to the English monarchy whereas "the Fox and the Hound" alludes to the fact that the pub used to be a haunt for fox-hunters. I was pleased to know that I was frequenting the same places where people have been debating football scores and discussing politics for centuries! Then again, you can't deny that it is pretty damn cool to drink in the same place where Civil War rebels waged war. Maybe even Cromwell went to some of the pubs I visited!!!

In any case, visiting different pubs daily became the highlight of my time in rural England. I got to know various pub's menus so well that I was soon aware of various deals. I knew where to find half-price lunchtime meals before 3 and knew which pub served the best fish and chips. I quickly understood that Toronto's 'British pubs', such as the Duke of York, with its duplicitous rotund bartenders and mini-skirt-clad waitresses are but crass, Canadian imitations more similar to TGI Fridays than to its purported British predecessors.

Of the pubs I went to, the Plough and Harrow remains my favorite; it was the first pub I visited when I had my 'meet-the-in-laws' meeting years ago, and has since become my go-to-pub every time I'm in England. Located in Drakes Broughton, the Plough and Harrow has a comfortable, cozy ambiance. Large wooden tables and comfortable wooden chairs are scattered around different sections of the room, with a fireplace providing much needed warmth in the winter. The menu has its share of hits and misses: non-British dishes were generally unappealing, such as the Thai green curry and the chicken terriyaki, though the pub classics such as the home battered cod, the filet steak, and the steak, guinness and mushroom pie were wonderful. The desserts seemed good, though I only tried the 'Eton Mess' (crushed meringue with fresh raspberries and blackberries, topped with crème raspberry ice cream), which, despite having too much meringue and too few raspberries, was an appropriate ending to a solid British pub meal.

Eton Mess:

Since discovering the joys of pub-crawling, life in the countryside began to be more fun. Now that I had something to do and had the chance to go out of the house, time no longer stood at a standstill. Now my image of the pastoral housewife has changed: perhaps the reason the mothers in those bloody children's books always appeared so perky had less to do with their satisfaction with doing domestic chores and more to do with mid-day dashes to the local pub for a stiff pick-me-up drink!

13.6.08

Musings on India and Indian food

Having lived in India for a year in my early twenties, it is at times difficult for me to contain my excitement for the country and the culture. Of course, the last thing I want is to be seen as someone who jumps head-first into the sea of cultural appropriation. Indeed, for me, one of the most frustrating aspects of living in India was watching privileged Westerners with thick American/Australian/British accents wearing the garb of the traditional sadhu and proclaiming religious 'enlightenment' - the fact that they are in all likelihood only experimenting with religious piety and were only playing at being poor was to me quite abhorrent, especially since some of them were competing with impoverished locals when begging for money despite having daddy's bank account back home. I appreciate and respect Indian culture, but I do not want to culturally appropriate it as my own.

This preamble aside, there are certainly moments when I feel rather defensive when it comes to outsiders' flawed perception of India; I can get really affronted when moronic dumbasses make stupid comments. This was made all the more clear when I first returned to North America permanently. I distinctly remember attending a friend's party my first weekend back and being absolutely dumbfounded when a fraternity boy drunk on whiskey and (misplaced) self-love proceeded to ask me a series of ridiculous questions, such as "did the country smell?," "how did you deal with the poor people?," and - this takes the cake - "aren't there a lot of sewers in India?" These questions are akin to the types of questions xenophic hicks have always asked me about 'other countries', such as the Philippines and Hong Kong; hence, my tolerance level for stupidity is surprisingly high. Thus, rather than entertaining the ignorant ramblings of someone whose idea of a great adventure obviously involves partaking in a Contiki tour of some sort, I instead left the idiot mid-sentence and got more shots. Adjusting to reverse culture shock is made all the more difficult upon the realization that no one really gives two shits about your time away; people only talk to you in order to confirm stereotypes that have long been established. Alcohol, as such, becomes one's sole recourse...

The bizarre thing is that my group of buddies who I lived with in India never truly "got over" India. Recent reunions with my Safdarjung Enclave beloveds made me realize that we are perhaps looking at our stint in Delhi through rose-colored glasses. We were there relatively young, posted in our first jobs abroad, and with enough gumption and enough energy to withstand the frequent hassles that one faces when going around the country. Had we gone to India years later - heck, even now - we probably would not be as flexible or as accommodating. We probably would not have withstood long, tumultuous 18 hour train journeys in cabins full of inebriated military personnel passing bottles of whiskey and guns around nor would we have agreed to stay in some of the 'guest houses' we randomly found (the highlight was when we were showed a room at the rooftop of the building, with only a light blanket stretched overhead providing coverage; a stray dog woke us up the next day in time for the sun rise). We might not have been so willing to shrug our shoulders nonchalantly when plans went awry. Our year in India occurred during a time of our lives when the whole world was in front of us. India, for us, represented endless possibilities.

Chandi Chowk, Old Delhi: one of our regular hang-outs

I am sometimes hesitant to go back to India. After all, I've built up my stay there so much that inevitably, the magic imbuing my recollections will falter when faced with harsh day-to-day realities. Nevertheless, I hope to return, this time traveling to the South (with the requisite stopovers in Delhi to see my family there, of course). There are so many places I have yet to see...the glittering skyline of Mumbai, the vibrancy of Bangalore, the langoruous beauty of Chennai.

In the meantime, thank God for the global South Asian diaspora. Going to Little India on Gerrard Street East in Toronto allows me to 1. buy DVDs of the latest Bollywood hits (though admittedly, my copy of Jodha Akbar leaves much to be desired, with a random man coughing at intervals and only half the cinema screen showing), 2. get my eyebrows threaded, 3. drink a brilliant cup of Kashmiri chai, 4. eat at one of its many fantastic restaurants (notable mentions include Udupi Palace for the BEST dosas and Lahore Tikka House for, well, everything), and 5. buy groceries. Following my Little India sojourns, I happily return home armed with bundles of DVDs and Indian snacks; I've spent many a Saturday relaxing in front of the screen watching Hrithik Roshan baring it all just for me while eating Kurkure...




Unsurprisingly, not having access to these aesthetic, cultural, and culinary mainstays is for me a source of distress. Toronto, Vancouver, and yes, Geneva, all had decent Indian restaurants, and decent Indian convenience stores. While the costs of buying Kurkure in Geneva were prohibitive - buying a pack there would have been enough to buy me an entire box of Kurkure in Delhi - I was willing to sacrifice on other food items to ensure I got my fix.

Funnily enough, my month-long stay in England almost gave me withdrawal symptoms. This, my friends, was unexpected. After all, I've heard all along that curry has been integrated into British cuisine. I am also aware that there are Indian convenience stores aplenty all over the UK. Unfortunately for me, in rural England, Indian food has been bastardized to suit English tastes such that it has effectively become Anglicized, making it, well, unpalatable. Imagine my distress upon ordering random "curry" dishes at your local pub - these dishes were nothing but random bits of (undercooked) chicken doused in Uncle Ben's or Marks and Spencer's "chicken korma" sauce! After having learnt that getting curry at a pub is perhaps not the wisest decision, I made several forays to Indian restaurants in the area, mostly in Upton and Worcester. The results ranged from mediocre to disastruous. Though CB took me to passable restaurant in Worcester that served pakoras that somewhat resembled the pakoras I enjoyed in Delhi, the Upton restaurant was almost insulting in its attempts to pass off certain food items as "Indian." For instance, the palak paneer I ordered ended up being little more than heated spinach with stringy Kraft cheddar cheese melted on top; there were no spices and no squares of paneer. There may be hundreds of restaurants serving "Indian food" in English suburbs and rural areas, but "Indian food," I soon understood, had become similar to "Chinese food" or "Italian food" - all three types of cuisine bore no resemblance to food in India, China, or Italy and instead are used to describe generic mainstream dishes like chicken tikka masala, chop seuy, or pizza. Ifever I were to move to Worcester, I am relieved that Birmingham is a relatively short drive away; at least there are decent Indian restaurants there.

"Indian" curry via M&S

As it is, I am relieved that I live in Toronto; at least I will always have Little India. Fortunately, I will always have my fond memories of India to keep me satiated till my next trip back.

2.5.08

Yes Please to Good Cheese

Epicurean Adventure was completely snowed under by massive amounts of research, teaching, marking, and writing over the last five weeks, which explains her hiatus from this humble blog. Seriously, folks, the last few weeks have been intense. I was averaging perhaps 4 hours of sleep a night because of looming deadlines - when I did have the time to sleep, I would lie wide-eyed and paralyzed, too afraid to rest.

That said, now I am relatively free...no more silly students asking silly questions, no more book reviews, no more annoying ass-kissing colleagues whose brown-nosing ways make me livid! I am also done with course work forever; while I might take a Spanish class in the fall or maybe even sign up for pilates again, I will no longer have to take another mind-numbingly boring course for my degree! To celebrate, I will be heading to England and to Germany in May, during which I will read, eat, sleep, and try out recipes from the Betty Crocker cookbook I picked up for $9 at BMV books the other day.


Yes, dear readers, I will try to morph into a British housewife! Though I doubt whether I will be willing to wake up early enough to cook CB breakfasts, I am eagerly awaiting my descent onto CB's kitchen. Needless to say, in true WASP tradition, I will also make sure to have a ready supply of dry martinis on hand just to be subversive...like the embattled women Betty Friedan wrote about 3 decades ago, I will cook but dammit, I need alcohol for sustenance! Of course, seeing that I have too much melanin to really be a WASP and have undergone 20+ years of Catholic Boot Camp to buy into what those Protestant heretics have to say, I will likely slip up and stray from Betty's recommended menus and make, say, hot pot or adobo.

One thing that I have taken from Betty is the importance of a fantastic cheese plate, which is a tradition I hope to enforce in future dinner parties, starting in England. I have written about cheese plates in the past, but truth be told, it was only this spring that I discovered the wonders of Kensington Market's cheese establishments. Oh sure, I would visit regularly and buy my regular dose of parmesan, ricotta, gorgonzola, and cheddar, but I was always too timid to assert my right to try as much cheese as I want without paying for it. The difference between Kensington Market, and, say, Borough Market in London, is that the cheeses in the latter were pre-cut. Thus, all you had to do was swipe a handful of slices without having to engage in small-talk with the eagle-eyed proprietor. This spring, however, I realized that I was the only one in the store who was uncomfortable asking for my rightful share of unpaid cheese. While it was difficult to ask for different samples at first, I have now become accustomed to trying before buying. In fact, I have become the expert at scowling and wrinkling my nose thoughtfully after taking a bite and through osmosis have learned the right kinds of questions to ask. As a result, over the past few weeks, I've ended up increasing my cheese expenditure by 50%.

I've discovered a world of new cheeses and am completely enamored with the following:

1. Smoked Gruyere Normally, I am not a fan of Swiss Cheese. After living in Geneva, I found that Swiss cheese, as a general rule, was good for fondue, but was lacking in imagination compared to, say, English or French cheese. I reluctantly tried the smoked gruyere in front of me because it was being offered at a good price; at $2.50 per 100 grams, I thought it was a good deal. Once I bit into the smoked gruyere, all of my apprehensions about Swiss Cheese faded! It was sweet but still had a hint of smoky saltiness - it was not overpowering and left a lingering aftertaste that was so subtle yet so delicious that it gives me goosebumps thinking about it right now. Each bite leads you to another bite and then to another bite, all in an attempt to recapture the flavors of the bite previous. Mysterious and scintillating, smoked gruyere is akin to a chorus of a long-forgotten song that is always going to be evocatively elusive.

2. White/Red Cheshire Cheese It is a good thing I am going to England in less than a week because I look forward to gorging on English cheese. If you know me well, you know that while I may poke fun at the British and occasionally blame CB for the harms wrought by his colonial ancestors, I am an unflinching Anglophile. I believe that England has made tremendous contributions to the world. It is true that traditional English cuisine is globally derided. Nevertheless, English cheeses are the redeeming feature of English cuisine. They are generally reliable and robust - the fact that cheddar, which is made in England, is the most popular cheese in the world is illustrative of the merits of English cheese. Cheshire cheese ranks above most English cheeses. Semi-hard and slightly salty, it is best eaten after it has aged for a bit and has attained a more full-bodied taste. I personally like cheshire cheese mixed with cranberries.

3. Manchego Cheese I can still remember my 22nd birthday in Barcelona. Not only did I gorge on cheap red wine and tapas, I also enjoyed lots of manchego cheese, which I know is just about as cliched as ordering paella or sangria or watching a bullfight. Nevertheless, to say that I love manchego cheese is insufficient to express how much joy I derive from biting into its creamy underside. I've had a diversity of manchego cheeses but I prefer mine aged. At this point, the cheese reaches its full maturity and you can really discern its earthy roots.

Based on my top three picks, I suppose it is obvious that my cheese personality is simple and unfussy. Not for me are the overly complex flavors of Irish cheeses mixed with Guinness or gouda laden with clove, nor do I enjoy cheese accompanied with complex breads and crackers. As part of my indoctrination into the English 'housewife' lifestyle, I will endeavor to try as many different types of English cheeses possible to supplement the aforementioned list! (as an aside, where can I get manchego or smoked gruyere in London?) From Red Leicester to Double Gloucester, I will drag poor CB with me to whatever cheese shop we can find so we can relax on our couch with our nightly cheese platter, as per Betty Crocker's recommendations...

20.3.08

Restaurant Nazaret, the Best Ethiopian Restaurant in Toronto


For the last month, I have been obsessed with Nazaret Restaurant, an obscure Ethiopian restaurant located at 969 Bloor Street West. In fact, my obsession has now reached new heights - one might even call my love for this restaurant an addiction because I've frequented Nazaret five times in four weeks. I also have a copy of their menu, printed at the back of a non-descript business card, which I look at every once in awhile just so I can dream of what to order the next time I am there (as an aside, while the awning clearly says "Bar Nazareth," the card says "Restaurant NazareT," which I prefer to the former because it is devoid of biblical connotations). I am afraid that Nazaret might even supplant the terrific Tas in that spot in my heart reserved for my favorite restaurant, which, funnily enough, occupies only a marginally smaller space than my love for India and for Pico Iyer. (CB, of course, takes up the most room in my heart. I wuv you, my cutie patootie. Ok, for all of you voyeurs, please stop gagging).


The truth of the matter is that Nazaret, from the outside, doesn't seem deserving of such foodie love. It is located next to a dingy dive bar and a small Carribean canteen and is a few blocks west of Bloor and Ossington, which residents like to say is still part of the Annex but which true-blue Torontonians - in a fit of geographical 'othering' - deny; it is closer to Dufferin than to Christie, after all. Indeed, someone who isn't in the know might walk past Nazaret altogether because there is really nothing about its exterior that beckons people to come in, with the exception of a small sign advertising cheap Ethiopian food.


Upon entry, one's apprehensions aren't assuaged. There are two television sets at each end of the restaurant, and mirrors lining the walls, perhaps to give the cramped restaurant the illusion of more space. Colorful African art decorate the interior. There is a small bar at the end of the restaurant, with a kitchen visible behind it. There is a total of five tables squished together, enough to fit perhaps 20 people max, 25 if people squeeze together.


That all five tables have always been crowded the last few times I've been there shows that appearances can be deceiving. It is telling that no one really seems to mind the waiting time, which might span anywhere from 10 minutes to half an hour on any weekday from 6 to 9. Everyone seems to understand that Nazaret is, essentially, a one-woman operation. Thus, trying to demand a table 'right away' is counter-productive and will most likely lead the other patrons to label you a douchebag of Bay Street proportions, thereby making them eat more s-l-o-w-l-y to increase your exasperation. Eating Ethiopian food is a communal affair, and so it is quite easy to spend 2 1/2 hours eating, drinking, and conversing.


While there are only seven items on the menu, there is enough variety amidst all seven dishes to keep even the most finicky of palates satisfied. I have always been of the opinion that quality is better than quantity, and Nazaret ensures that each dish lives up to the owner's exacting standards. Thus, there is a vegetarian platter with five or six different types of unidentifiable but still yummy veggie dishes, which includes a lettuce, tomato, and cheese salad, served on top of round sour dough which - for those unfamiliar with Ethiopian food - you use to sop up the various servings; the injera included in the veggie platter, along with this brown lentil dish, are the highlights. There is also kitfo, consisting of spiced minced beef, which ML, who first introduced me to Nazaret, loved but which TGMF found good but "not phenomenal"; I was personally enamored with kitfo and thought that the spices were nice complements to the slightly acrid sour dough.


Nevertheless, the dish that took the cake for me - and which inspired tons of porn-star like moaning upon my first bite - was the tibs. The menu describes tibs as "chunks of beef sauteed in seasonal butter" but such a formulaic description doesn't do the dish justice! There is something about the tenderness of marinated beef simmering in a lightly spicy, almost curry-like, sauce that inspires admiration; there is a subtlety to the mixture of flavors that encourages you to take bite after bite after bite, if only to 'capture' what it is that makes tibs so damn good. While the vegetarian platter, which I first ordered, made me think, "ok, this is good," and while the kitfo compelled me to return to Nazaret for the second time, it was the tibs that led me to return the third, fourth, and fifth time. I've also had the gored gored (beef in hot sauce) and the kikel (lamb in a more watery sauce), which were comparable to the kitfo in terms of taste. I haven't had the chicken yet because, well, it seems so bland in comparison to the other dishes, but I will probably order it at some point. I also don't know what Nazaret has in terms of desert - remember that I don't have a sweet tooth! I've had their freshly brewed Ethiopian coffee, served in little clay pots, which might be better than Turkish coffee.


The servings, mind you, are gargantuan, yet the price range is student friendly. You can easily share one platter among two people, which amounts to $8 in total, so $4 each. I've gone to Nazaret in groups of two, three, and five, and have only spent perhaps $15 on all occasions, the latter because we also ordered a bottle of wine.


Minor quibbles include the beverage selection. I ordered the mango juice, which was watered down and was easily consumed in two gulps - at 2 bucks, I would've been able to buy 4 bottles of mango juice wholesale at TNT. I also was a bit perplexed that the coconut juice was weirdly salty, but hey, Nazaret imports coconut juice from Egypt and I am used to the ones imported from Taiwan and the Philippines, so perhaps I have different expectations of what 'real' coconut juice tastes like? A friend of mine also said that while she liked the food, she thought that it was a little bit too oily, which I found preposterous; bear in mind that this was in the midst of a conversation where we were fighting on whether Nazaret was really the best Ethiopian restaurant in Toronto, so I suspect she was grasping at straws to make her point. (I haven't been to the place she is recommending because it is in Greek Town, which I am sure is also as good, but I am still suspicious - why make the trek all the way to the east when Nazaret is within easy reach?)


Based on this glowing review, I hope that more people come to this joint, though please try not to come in an obscenely large group because you might take over the restaurant and I might not have a place to sit. My suggestion for you, dear readers, is to come to Nazaret with at least one other person, so you can at least order the vegetarian platter with the tibs. Ideally, you can go to Nazaret in a group of four, thus enabling you to order all three of these dishes. In both cases, there will still be sufficient food leftover for lunch the next day.


In sum, Nazaret has slow service but has great food at obscenely cheap prices - the reason why it is so great is because it showcases home-style Ethiopian cooking, unlike Ethiopia House on Yonge Street, which has diluted its flavors to suit mainstream tastes (ugh, I shudder to think what those bastards at Restaurant Makeover will do to Nazaret if given the chance). Nazaret is a hidden culinary gem and anyone who belittles it will be answerable to this foodie's rage. Now I just have to figure out when I should go this week...hmmm...tibs....hmmm....is anyone up for going?